Q & A - Part 2

Hi there, we’ll be continuing with 2 more questions.

“The other day in class we were talking about the relationship between Kurds and Turks, and I was curious as to whether or not you have ever had a Kurdish friend growing up? I know that you served in the Turkish military, but was wondering if you still had a negative opinion of Kurds before then? Physically, is it easy to determine who's Kurdish and who is Turkish? And if you were to meet someone, get along with them, and then found out that they were Kurdish, would you stop talking to them even though you had been getting along with them before you found out?

Sorry for so many questions haha. I really do appreciate reading your blogs and responses--thanks for doing it!

Oh, and Professor Wade wanted us to send a picture of ourselves so that you could see what we look like so I did that as well...I'm the one that isn't a dog hahah

-Liz Smith”

Hi Liz, this is a very nice question, but it’s so huge I don’t know where to start talking about relations between Turks and Kurds. If you ask me, they are most similar to “Muslims in USA”. I don’t know what you were told but true Kemalism denies all racism. I had pretty bad experiences with some of the Kurds (who were also PKK supporters), because I swore at a bunch of them who I know have guns, because they said they love apo (the leader of PKK), and had guns and knives pulled at me and got my ass kicked in the middle of the street. I know, I need to control my temper more efficiently. The relation of Turks and Kurds have many levels. There is common hate or anger towards Kurds in a common Turk, and the reason is those bastards who walk in the streets in packs with guns, mug people, harrass people and throw petrol-bombs and stones at the police and the shops in the name of protesting some crappy made up special day. And if anything happens to them, some ten lawyers come out of nowhere to defend them to death. It is wrong to have this prejudice against Kurds but I still understand people who has. The solution is not to tell people “hey don’t have prejudice”, the solution is to clean the streets from this scum for good so that people would only see “normal Kurds” as Kurds. Seriously how fucked up, I mean messed up is it to hire lawyers to defend street scum in the name of “protecting Kurds”? I have told this for years, and I’m still telling it, it is not Turks who want to be enemies with Kurds, it is the people from outside who benefit out of this hate in every way. Did you know PKK earns money out of almost every drug deal in Europe? Did you know Denmark was denying to shut down PKK’s channel in the name of “free-speech” and PKK was able to give orders through that channel to the terrorists in Turkey? Did you know France harbors PKK members in cities such as Paris in the name of “protecting Kurds”, and they even have HQ’s which my friend saw with his eyes? If you don’t, you should, before you look at Paris as “the city of love” again. Or do I need to send photos of Kurdish babies who were shot in the belly by PKK? You know I will.

Did I have Kurdish friends. Yes, I did. Mostly in the military, even after that ass kicking incident. Even some who couldn’t read or write. We slept in the same dorm together with all of them, went to simple operations (like picking up people who were in a fight) with them. After we had 18 soldiers killed by PKK in an ambush, we talked on the phone with one of them and he said how sorry he is. And all of them had Kurdish as their primary language and had learned Turkish afterwards. Even one of my favorite commanders was Kurdish and I was constantly giving his 12-13 year old son lessons, English, math, Turkish, and in return, the commander was very good to me. Well he was good to many people, he was the favorite commander of many soldiers. Even though he would be angry from time to time and shout, soldiers still liked him because he was a down to earth man. Actually his son liked me so much he would make up excuses to come to the barracks to study with me, because you know, everyone loves a cool older brother. I was also giving read/write lessons to that Kurdish soldier who couldn’t read or write, and basic math lessons to another Kurdish soldier.

I saw one thing very clearly, like that guy who couldn’t read or write. He had spent his entire life on mountains, shepherding animals, and he was so naive that if someone would come and say “the Turks are torturing Kurds, you have to save yourself”, he would believe them and go to the mountain to become a terrorist in the name of protecting something he doesn’t even know, at least for sure before his military life. Actually this is mostly how Kurds become terrorists. They probably don’t even know apo himself is not Kurdish. So it is the fault of every government which came to power who couldn’t see and take care of the “danger”. This is why I do not support free speech. If those people who lied to Kurds into going to mountains were stopped and the Kurds in the east were taken care of, like building factories or similar stuff to make them have real jobs, this terror wouldn’t exist. Oh of course you don’t know PKK bombs schools and factories in the east too. Guess why, because they are freedom fighters? Or they don’t want eastern Kurds to have real lives so that they'll keep being attracted to terror? There are actually a million more things to say about this topic, you can find more stuff in my previous blogs. I don’t know what you think about free speech rights, but I say it is given to countries only if they deserve it. In Turkey, there are so many scumbags who got rich by intentionally lying to support the terrorists, or support the government even if he doesn’t believe in what he says, and earned money out of it. This is so pathetic.

So why I said Kurds in Turkey are somewhat like Muslims in USA is, probably none of you has any problems with someone being a Muslim. But when people go to streets yelling for Al-Qaida in the name of Islam, you’d start prejudice slowly towards Muslim people. And after so many rallies in the streets yelling all the time “hail Al-Qaida for Islam” and ‘intellectual’ newspaper writers start saying Al-Qaida is not a terrorist group, it’s just a group of freedom fighters who want to free Muslims because they are being tortured and descriminated, you’d start saying “dude what the f?” And when one day your president would say “I will now sit down and talk to Osama Bin Laden to ask what Muslims want, because we had been torturing Muslims and they were only attacking because of that”, and in the end he agrees that “Muslim populated states will change name, like California will become Shaddularab from now on”. What? California is not a Muslim-majority state? Do you want me to make it? I will do it in 10 years, don’t try me. Because I know exactly how to overpopulate a city with simplest human forms who know nothing but to breed.

And you would have hard time not to be a racist, because even right now I see so many Americans talking how they should bomb the middle east because Muslims are nothing but terrorists. I advise everyone to check from the internet the history of violence and massacres, you would be surprised who did incredibly violent massacres, and to who. And even though you would know there are many Muslims in America who are simply trying to make a living, the media wouldn’t show it to you. They would only show the Al-Qaida members, and say “in order to stop the blood spill, Obama & Osama should sit down and have an agreement” Oh wait of course, you guys aren’t fucking morons, you know very well that YOU CANNOT FUCKING STOP A FUCKING TERRORIST BY GIVING WHAT HE FUCKING WANTS. Because that’s his fucking job. And giving him something will make him successful in his job. Have you seen anyone quitting his job because he’s successful? Oh wait I forgot, sorry, Al-Qaida is a group of freedom fighters, of course, sorry, my mistake.

Are they phyically determinable? Not all of them, but the scumfucks, I mean, bad-men, who walk around the street in packs, in darker skin, broken Turkish, and somewhat ugly looks, especialy guys, I don’t know why, but it looks really ugly to me. But of course, many other Kurds aren’t determinable since there isn’t even a stereotypical look of a Turk either.

“Hi Efe!

My name is Carlyn Trout and I am one of Professor Wade's American students. I have recently been reading a great deal about the Turkish television program showing the relations between the Israeli army and the Palestinian citizens living in the Occupied Territories. The Israeli government has very strong feelings of opposition towards this program, however, the Turkish government is denying its role in the airing of this program. How do you feel about it and what are your opinions about the Israeli Palestinian struggle?

Thank you so much for blogging the way you do! It is so interesting to see the world through the eyes of a non-American!

-Carlyn”

Hi Carlyn, I heard about the program but didn’t watch it. It is aired in the government’s channel. There is a good chance that it was made just to earn more support of religious people. I don’t even know if it’s accurate or not since I didn’t watch it, but if it is, then it’s a good thing to show the world the stuff Israeli did in Gaza, no matter what the intention of the channel is. If it’s exaggerated, then it’s a really hideous thing to try to earn rating out of a tragedy. I always say that to have a clear opinion about the struggle you should be living there. Right now we are told, along with some footage, that Israeli had randomly killed people in Gaza including many civilians. This is unacceptable no matter what their history is. You cannot say “they attacked my cilivians so I can attack theirs”. It doesn’t work that way. That would give many Arab countries the right to bomb USA civilians if the US Army had killed their people. When Turkish army goes into Iraq to make operations against PKK terrorists, they miss many of them in order to avoid accidentally hitting civilians. But still, they are being called invaders.

By the way, I keep wondering if this Turkish-Israeli struggle is for real. I mean, there are two possibilities,

1) Turkish and Israeli governments are aware of this made up fight, and pretending to be fighting so that Turkish government will have support from conservatives, so they will come to power once again, so they can reward Israeli again (like giving away a portion of land to Israeli for 50 years),

2) Israeli government doesn’t know what’s going on and they really think the Turkish government has a go at them, and they don’t know either that they will stop it right after the election. Man, they must be really confused...

So thanks for reading guys, I’ll keep on writing as long as you want me to.

Have a nice day (wait, I didn’t end with swearing, oh fuck it I won’t swear this time).

Q & A

Hello Mr Wade’s students. This will roughly be a Q&A blog. And I will try not to swear this time since I’m addressing you guys and not some anonymous person who likes to read the F word. So let’s get down to questions.

“Hi Efe,

My name is Leah and I'm a student in Professor Wade's Minority Report class. I was just writing because today in class we talked about the relationship between Turkey and Armenia, and specifically, discussed Hilary Clinton's new "historic accord" which has recently taken place. Since, as I understand, you currently live in Turkey, I was wondering how you felt about the Armenians and if you agree with Clinton's steps towards compromise. Aside from this question, I was also curious about how you or other Turks felt towards the United States. Since Turkey is located in such a prime location (literally stuck in between Europe and Asia), it would benefit America a great deal to be allies with Turkey. Nevertheless, although I know that the U.S. is trying to befriend your nation, I was not certain how well the Turks cared about Americans.”

Hi Leah, I think by “historic accord” you mean the aggreement signed between Turkey and Armenia. Well, as always the ass-sucking Turkish media showed this as a “huge step taken by Turkish government”. The secular Kemalists like myself have a problem with this. The reason Turkey first narrowed the relation with Armenia was its occupation of a region in Azerbaijan, and an actual massacre they committed in Khodjali. Armenia never backed off from Dağlık Karabağ (Nagorno-Karabakh), but the Turkish government did and signed an agreement to bring things back to normal. What is unacceptable is that Azerbaijan is the brother country of Turkey and the Turkish government is doing everything to earn its hate. And let’s talk using our logic and not our emotions, the answer doesn’t change. Azerbaijan has crazy natural resources and agriculture, where Armenia has nothing to give since it makes its living mainly by the support of Armenians from outside. So rejecting Azerbaijan and befriending Armenia has no logical explanation but “because the government was told to do so”. Recently there was a soccer match between Turkey and Armenia, maybe you don’t know but FIFA put a ban to enter the match with Azerbaijan flags. Turkey did nothing against it, and actually Turkish police itself made sure all the Azeri flags were taken from the Turkish fans and stacked on the floor in the street. And the cameras shot it which made the Azeris go furious. Let me tell you this, we had pretty bad governments, but nothing ever is gonna top this one, that is, if Turkey will have another government. Because the button has already been pressed, and the sequence to divide Turkey’s land has started. You guys have to understand one thing; there is a delibirate attempt to divide Turkish land, to weaken Turkey in the middle-east, and to start a western controlled official Kurdistan. We kept saying there’s no way they can take land from Turkey because we are strong, and we have a strong army, but the enemy never had the intention of fighting anyway. For years and years, we had been warned by our wisemen that the western countries are stupiding-down Turkish people in every way possible, mostly by helping religious cultists to infiltrate the education, politics, money, even the army. Right now I see so clearly, especially after I went to İstanbul, that many people in Turkey care about nothing but their soccer team, or some celebrity’s private life, or some stupid women show. Turkey is not going to be splitted by force, it is going to be split by the very hands of the government. And people are just too stupid to realise that. The government is sitting down with the terrorist organization in the name of “befriending Kurds”. The prime minister and the government’s primary purpose is to serve the western governments which helped them get the lead, which means helping with the division of Turkey. Right now, this is the biggest event going on in Turkey. The government has a target audience so stupid that they can do anything and tell something to justify it. That’s how he came down to “negotiating with baby bombing terrorists”, of course, right now he’s saying his intention is not to glorify the terrorists or to split the country, but to “make peace with Kurds” (read my previous blogs to understand why “negotiating with terrorists” is not equal to “befriending Kurds”). His next move is going to be (as he implies) to change the Kurd populated city names into Kurdish. Since it’s not your country, you may say “so what’s wrong with it?”. Well because I’m pretty sure his next step is going to be saying “Kurds want their own country, and we wanna make peace with them, so let them be seperated from us”. And the next step is going to be the supporting countries who splitted Turkey taking control of Kurdistan, probably even as it gets founded. And Kemalist & nationalist people who are against the government’s plans will again be called “racist”, or “Kurd hater”, or “Armenian hater”, or whatever the latest trend is. So, all this blood, these baby murders, this systematically dumbing down of people, all these decade-long plans are simply to own a country in the middle east. So you were looking for a definition for “evil”? You’re one of those naive kids who claim “there’s no actual good or evil, it all depends on the perspective”?. Well, I see some people have really fucked up perspectives.

Oh wait, the question. Yeah, ok. Maybe you read it before in my previous blogs, the people which support the conservative government almost always has a racist hate against Americans, you know, because of killing Iraqis and stuff, also against Israel and Jews. People like me, the secular Kemalists, well we judge the governments for their actions, not the whole people living in that country. I have many friends from USA & similar countries, but it doesn’t mean I support the US government. So your big question is, “why do the conservative people support a party which is obviously a puppet of USA and ally of Israel?”. The answer, they’re stupid. Well, the same reason why people believe in scientology, or extraterrestrial visitors; because they WANNA believe. They wanna believe that this miserable life of theirs is gonna turn into an eternal life in heaven’s honey and milk rivers, having orgies with virgin angels, and... pretty much that’s it (what else is there to offer to them actually?). They wanna believe that if they cover their hair and vote for the “religious party”, they will go to heaven. And when the elections come closer, the prime minister shows just enough hate towards Israel to make sure the believers are right. No, they’re not gonna ask “why did we rent a huge amount of land to Israel for 50 years?”, they’re not gonna ask “why didn’t we interfere with the Israeli attack on Gaza?”, they’re just gonna say, “wow, our PM really told off the Jew!”. So I hope it was a satisfying answer.

“Hello Efe,

I was wondering how woman are treated in Turkey? After reading about all of the cults and how the woman were treated awful I was wondering what your take on how woman are treated there. We have read two novels and the woman are treated in different ways in both...some are home bodies and do a lot of cooking, some are just wearing the Jab or the head scarf's, and others test the limits and wore clothes that was frowned upon. So that is why I was wondering if the woman got treated different in the part of Turkey where you are at!

Thank you,

Brittany Mailhotte :)

P.S. I have attached a picture of myself like Professor Wade asked us to!!!”

Hi Brittany, I can say my city is one of the best women-treating cities in Turkey. But still, if you are alone, and especially if you are a foreigner, some assholes are going to verbally harrass you, or even chase you, even in daytime, even in the crowd. This is because İzmir is a big city, and big cities always have these assholes. BUT, it is still a heaven compared to İstanbul.

Of course I understand what you mean by saying “how are women treated?”. It all depends on the education level of her family. On the highest level, like my family, women are no different than American women or European women, thanks to Atatürk. And as the education level gets lower, she becomes a housewife who manages the house & watches women programs, or even as low as the stereotypical Arabic woman (I don’t know how it acutally is in Arabian countries, I’m just talking about the stereotypes).

P.S. Nice picture.

“Hey Efe,

I enjoyed watching your video clips they were very funny. One question that I have for you would be, what to do most people in your country think of the United States and the new President?

Have a nice day!

Casey McNeil”

Hi Casey, what Turkish people think about USA is answered I guess. What we think about the new president is, well it’s not like we had a choice. You know Obama got Armenian votes by uttering “genocide”, and republicans were on the Turkish side, so it means Obama chose the Armenians and McCain chose the Turks. I myself know very well that they’re all just politicians. I know many of you expect a lot from Obama, even more after his Nobel prize, but you’re going to be disappointed. How do I know this so clearly? Because he uttered “genocide” at first, and after he came to power he forgot about the genocide not to piss-off Turks, which shows he’s just another dirty politician. I hope time proves me wrong, and he can hardly be worse for USA than republicans anyway, but this is how I feel.

“Efe,

Professor Wade told us you were in Istanbul recently for a television appearance, I was wondering if you could tell us a little bit about your appearance. Did you enjoy your time in Istanbul, and is the culture in Istanbul different from where you live? I was also wondering if you have ever traveled to the United States, and if so how different life and culture are in Turkey. We have learned a lot about culture in Turkey though books Professor Wade has had us read, but I think you can learn more if you hear stories and experiences directly from someone who lives there.

Thank you for taking the time to read my email,

Allison”

Hi Allison, the appearance was about my comedy videos which mostly make fun of the government and its suck-ups. The channel which called me doesn’t have a high rating, but it’s known for being one of the castles of secularism, nationlism and Kemalism. They loved my videos and wanted to invite me to their late night news program. They asked questions about my Youtube life and my videos. I also told them I write English blogs for people who wants to understand Turkey from a Turkish citizen’s point of view.

İstanbul was interesting as always, last time I was there was December 2007. But for someone who got used to İzmir, it is simply unlivable. The people are sooooo many, bus trips are never fun like it is in İzmir, the streets are very dirty because there are almost no trash cans on the streets (because someone might place a bomb in it I guess), and everything is more extreme than İzmir (not in a bad way, but in a different way), like in İzmir you’re most likely to see 2 girls walking with jeans, but in İstanbul you can see a girl with hijab & high boots walking with a girl who has a lot of make-up, or even a girl with a mini-skirt wearing hijab. High population isn’t a good thing, because if you ask me, the population of İstanbul is equal to the population of İzmir plus many many many unneeded people. Of course, there are many people who would never prefer İzmir to İstanbul, because it’s the heart of all activities, you can see many Turkish celebrities walking on the street, you can go to any concert of Turkish bands, and foreign bands almost always come to İstanbul, and of course you can go to matches of Galatasaray or Fenerbahçe or Beşiktaş. But for me, no thanks, I would prefer a quieter life with less stupid people, more green, and better traffic. By the way, İzmir is the only big city which is not owned by the conservative party. That’s why it’s called the castle of secularism. And it’s way higher on the education percentage than İstanbul. If you ever visit Turkey, just visiting İstanbul and not going to İzmir would be your biggest mistake, especially in summer where there are so many beaches, including the well known Çeşme beach.

I’ve never been to USA but I was out of Turkey twice. I had gone to Romania to meet my girlfriend. It was really strange, the people on the street had incredibly calm faces, not that aggressiveness in a Turk’s face, you know, always having to be alert in case someone tries to mug you or rip you off or hit you with his car or the government trying to find new ways to rob you. Other than that it was very similar, like Turkey with a different language. Oh

and I also discovered that non-Turks don’t have that ass cleaning tap (as seen in the photo) in your toilets. See, this is something you can’t learn from books.

Have a nice day...

Wait a Sec, You Don't Know Harun Yahya?

Hello readers, you know what I just realised? I have written tens of blog entries, but I never talked about Harun Yahya a.k.a. Adnan Oktar a.k.a. Adnan Hoca a.k.a. Adnan Arslanoğulları (his real name). Adnan Hoca recently became famous in western countries, especially in USA, by his debates and lawsuits against Richard Dawkins, the writer of “The God Delusion”. He claims that he has destroyed the evolution theory with his undeniable facts and therefore proved the existence of God. He spent 500,000 pounds to publish his “Atlas of Creation” which contains utter crap called “scientific proof”. You should hear the details from Richard Dawkins himself. Go ahead and watch these two videos:

These are the general knowledge anyone in western countries knows about him. But I just realised westerners, probably including Richard Dawkins himself, doesn’t know who Adnan Hoca ACTUALLY is. It came to me when they were talking about “debating” with him. Debating with him, about anything? The very first reason he became famous was that he was arrested and sentenced for organizing a “sex cult”. That happened like 15 years ago, and everyone in Turkey knew it so well I never thought someone wouldn’t know this fact about him. Now let me explain a few Turkish articles I found about his “sex cult”.

According to these articles, he organised a so-called religious cult, him being the leader of it. The main purpose of this cult is to make his cultists have sex without getting married and without committing a sin. There are several categories of women in the cult, like “sisters”, or “sluts”. “Sisters” are more dignified women, where “sluts” are only used for sex. These women are firstly seduced and brought home by a cultist, and at home she is introduced to the other cultists and to Adnan Hoca, and she’s being shot on camera and being blackmailed into having sex with other cultists too. In order not to commit any sins while having sex, the cult has a “code”. So here are some rules from this code:

· You can only have anal sex or oral sex. I think this is because fornication is a sin and anal sex or oral sex is not considered as sex according to God. So they fooled God once again.

· You should always consider your “bro” when you have sex with a “slut”. That’s because it’s good to think about others, and also “the more men they sleep with, the less they are likely to be attached to you”.

· “Sluts” should be chosen from wealthy and easy girls. Since they will be sleeping around anyway, there’s nothing wrong with sleeping with them.

· One cultist should be present during sex as an alibi, to prevent the couple from doing vaginal sex, cause you know, that’s a sin.

Adnan Hoca is very wealthy and powerful. Once, his cultists organized a so called modelling contest, and chose some girls from that competition. These men were rich and well-dressed, so a few of the cultists become friends with the girls. Soon the girls started to change, their skirts got longer, and they went completely religious. I actually remember this when it happened. The parents were crying on TV to save their girl from Adnan Hoca cult, but there was nothing to do since she was over 18.

Anyway, the girls were being taken to expensive villas, having religious conversations with cult members. There they were being told that fornication is a sin, but it’s not a sin if you have anal or oral sex (see, I got it right, I should be a cultist myself). In that villa, the girls had anal sex first with the guy who had brought her. After that she’d get undressed and “examined” by Adnan Hoca to see if she’s “healthy” enough to stay in the cult. If any girl would be shy, Adnan Hoca would say “see me as a doctor, you can’t be shy to a doctor would you?”. The girls would often be taped on camera to be used for blackmailing. The girl I was talking about says she had to give 75% of her allowance to the cult. And they were having sex with her “for the love of God”, because they say a good Muslim woman should make her man happy. And according to the bro code, she had to make other men happy too. That girl had sex with 16 men (I’m hoping not at the same time). There are many girls who got sucked into this cult by the cultists. One more thing you should be aware of, that after Adnan Hoca was caught, he actually confessed that he was a sex mob leader and told the authorities how he ran it. So that negates the chance of any “conspiracies”. The cult also threatened the reporters who wrote against them.

So, the man who sued here and there, closed down many websites in Turkey only because they were posting “scientific stuff against creationism”, even caused to change the cover of a science magazine in Turkey (which is run by the bigot government) because on the cover it was talking about Darwin, the guy who places so many books in the universities of Muslim countries like Pakistan, has great say in USA, even challenges the well known scientist Richard Dawkins, is actually a sex mob leader who blackmails girls into ass-fucking them and taping them so that more and more men can rape her and forcefully take her money. What up?

(Next Day) Now that I check out the recent articles about him, I see that he’s claiming he was set up by infidels because they couldn’t fight against his undeniable facts about creationism. He also claims that he confessed his crimes under police pressure. And people simply believe him. And he's still considered as a mehdi (something bigger than a prophet) by his cultists because he implies he looks so much like the official descrpition of mehdi.

The horrific things they do has no end. Once the sons and daughters are inside the cult, they turn against their parents so much, they tell lies about them in the court. Like a well-known brain surgeon's son was captured by this cult, and in the court he claimed that "my dad used to sexually abuse the retarded son of our gardener" (I remember this too when it happened). If you write anything against them as a reporter, they open tens of lawsuits simultaneously, each of them being another accusation, and with false alibies. And don't think that this is it. There are many more things written about Adnan Hoca and his sex cult, but I'm not talking about them because they're similar. And you might be wondering what happened in the end of the lawsuits which were opened against the sex cult? The lawsuit took a pretty long amount of time, and during this time, one by one the girls all magically changed their minds and backed away their lawsuits (I remember that too).

Look, I REALLY wanna believe in the creationists. I want to believe that the earth was created by a force called God. I want to believe the people I love who died are happy somewhere right now. I wanna believe that if I be a good boy, my soul will fly out after I’m dead and I’ll be swimming in “the rivers of honey and milk”. But every website, every article, every book that supports the creationists simply address the morbidly stupid people. Disproving evolution by saying there are no intermediate species between any two modern species, is simply saying “hey, if you know nothing at all about science, if you haven’t seen science even in the high school or the elementary school, then you’re with us”. So do I believe in evolutionists? I’ll never gather enough information to have an opinion about it, cause it’s never going to effect my life in a bit. All I know is people like Adnan Hoca and Fethullah Gülen are purely evil people who turned Islam into “the Muslim version of Scientology” and are gaining incredible profit out of it, both financially, and ass-fuckingly.

Have a nice day...

Dark Times

Hi potential readers, I think I will be writing a couple of more pages on my blog due to Mr Wade’s request who teaches 25 students who try to learn about what’s going on in Turkey. And I know very well that their most trustworthy source is a caffeine high, crazy curse machine. Besides more original bullshit is going on in Turkey besides the standard hypocrisy, thievery and bigotry, so finally I can write something different. So let’s get down to why I used the title “Dark Times”.
Well, have I told you before that Turkey is better than USA? I haven’t? Well I don’t see you sitting down and trying to reason with terrorists. Oh yes, that’s what our super-intelligent government is doing right now. I’m not playing around with words guys, the government is literally sitting down with the terrorist organisation PKK and asking what are their demands to end the terror. I know, it’s not something to laugh at, it’s the lowest point a country can ever sink. And of course in the foreign media this news is probably put as “Turkish government is negotiating with Kurdish fighters who want their freedom” which makes as much sense as US government would sit down with Al Qaida to “discuss Muslim rights”. You know what I fucking hate? I fucking hate the governments who don’t call a child killing, bus shooting, mall bombing terrorist organization “terrorist” if they get benefit out of it.
So let’s forget about all those soldiers and innocent civilians, women, children, babies who died because of PKK, does anyone think the government is going to get “anything” by trying to reason with the terrorists? All they will cause is the terrorists realising that they can actually get something by spilling blood. And they will not cease, they will ask for more. And they will keep on spilling blood. Why? BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING TERRORIST ORGANISATION YOU FUCKING RETARD! And the biggest difference between a “freedom fighter group” and a “bloody terrorist organisation” is that the terrorist earns money out of blood. If PKK was to cease fire, its leaders would simply bankrupt. Seriously, what are they gonna do? Get a real job? Fuck no! They will turn to the terrorists and say “we can have more from this government so we should keep on fighting” Do you know what the fuck is going on in Turkey right now? There are tens of PKK supporters in the parliament who earn gargantuan amount of tax-payer money every month, some are direct relatives, spouses, brothers of active terrorists who are in the mountains shooting bullets as we speak. So yes, THE TAX PAYERS ARE SUPPORTING THE FUNDING OF A GROUP WHICH KILLS THEIR PEOPLE.
I have said and written so many times the real purpose of the current government. Nobody seemed to believe me and people like me back then, but now with every move they do, they seem to approve me. The real purpose of the government is, since they came to power by the money and support of the external forces (like USA), to give back to those countries what they owe. Since the day they came to power, the Turkish economy is getting hardcore fucked up, having its head inside the toilet and getting spanked hard on its buttcheek as it gets raped. Almost all the important establishments, lands, factories, companies are getting sold off to foreigners with hilariously low prices. And of course in return they get “gifts”, like a couple of hunderd thousand euros for their sons’ newly founded companies. So as a result, with each government property they sell, they make a couple of hunderd thousand euros and the country loses millions of dollars because of the sell-out. So nobody is afraid the country is gonna be like Iran or Malaysia (at least not yet). I’m afraid the country will become more like Ivory Islands, where the local people are slaves and workers and all the bosses and owners are foreigners.
So you might be wondering with which excuse the government is pulling this stupid stunt right now. Their excuse is “giving more rights to Kurds” and that’s probably what you read in the newspapers, and you might be wondering “what’s wrong with that?” Well, first of all, the 20% of Turkish population is Kurds, or so they say, and to represent this chunk, the government sits down with fucking terrorists. This is what’s wrong. And to clear things, Kurds have never been discriminated or ceased to speak their own language or suffered anything because of their race, even though many of them keep telling “I’m a foreigner” to imply that they don’t belong to the Turkish government. It is EXACTLY like Muslims rallying in USA and the government sitting down with Al Qaida to discuss the “Muslim rights”. And now it’s time to start imagining. Imagine Obama sitting down with Osama Bin Laden to ask his demands. And try to convert the following demands I’ll write which PKK’s leaders wanted, into Al Qaida and Muslims in USA.
Kurds having their own parliament, and prime minister, and ARMY.
The regime in Turkey totally changing to European style.
Turkey apologising for the pain they caused to Kurds.
Cities in the east changing to Kurdish names.
And many more bullshit like that. You know why this is going on? Because people in the east, have nothing better to do. This is the biggest reason. If they had actual jobs, if they had a place to go, if they had a life, they wouldn’t seek after stupid rights like “I want to change the name of the city” which doesn’t even make sense and has no use if they stopped and thought about it. Of course this is the politicians’ fault, but did you know PKK constantly keeps bombing the schools, dams and buildings like that in the east, kills the teachers, so that people won’t get educated, so they won’t have nothing better to do. And after all these, in some countries, in newpapers, in magazines like Marie Claire, PKK is still shown as “Kurdish Freedom Fighters”, and I’m pretty sure that these guys do it on purpose. I really wonder something, HOW FUCKED UP ARE YOU? How low can a person go, to LIE to people in order to support a CHILD MURDERING terrorist organisation? How low can you fucking go? You fuckers are the real scum of this world, no matter how much money you have, you are the lowest lifeforms this planet inhabits. And I’m so glad I wasn’t born in of those countries, or I would die of shame. Yes, I’m living in Turkey, yes I have to fight stupid assholes everyday, get robbed by the government, be suppressed by ignorant bigots, but still I’m glad I’m Turkish. Cause at least I have my pride. I can look at the mirror without throwing up or being ashamed the shit out of myself.
You know what should have been done? Everybody knows who the rich supporters and the brains of PKK are, they should have been found and stopped. It’s THAT simple. THAT SIMPLE YOU FUCKING MORONS. If it was in USA, every person who had a photo with a terrorist, made a phone-call to a terrorist, even knew a terrorist would be in jail. But in Turkey, we can’t even stop the motherfuckers who come to Turkey to ask the well being of the leader of PKK. That’s how fucked up it is.
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Yeni Sütü Seven Kamyoncu: "Kızsız Adam"

Hürriyet’in eki Kelebek’te bir haber var. Manşette. Diyor ki Issız Adam’la dalga geçen muhteşem bir film interneti kasıp kavuruyormuş, adı “Kızsız Adam”mış. Her şeyden önce “Kızsız Adam” esprisi bile artık kullanıla kullanıla eskidi. Böyle haberleri ve videoları umursamıyım geçeyim derim genelde ama, film hakkında bilgi edinmek için ekşi sözlüğe bakınca cinlerim tepeme çıktı. Filmin sadece muhteşemliğinden söz edilmiyor, aynı zamanda (Recep İvedik vs de olduğu gibi) filmi beğenmeyenlere tonla hakaret var. Filmi ise 6:11’e kadar seyredip dayanamayıp kapattım. Tahmin ettiğim de buydu zaten. Filme emek veren insanlara her zaman saygım var, beğenen insanlara da saygım var. Ama artık bu Aydın Doğan medyası bu boku yemesin ya, gerçekten yeter. Gerçekten insan kamerasını duvara çarpıp kırmak istiyor. Tahmin edeyim, yarın Kanal D ana haber bülteninde “Interneti sallayan süper yetenekli çocuklar” diye yayınlanacaklar, sonra apar topar Beyaz Show’a çıkacaklar, yorum olarak da “canımız sıkıldı, şöyle bi şey çekelim dedik, valla biz de şaşırdık bu başarıya” diyecekler. Biatın ALLAHINI yapan Aydın Doğan medyası, senin Allah belanı versin sana o kadar söylüyorum. Recep İvedik serisi, Issız Adam, Sütü Seven Kamyoncu gibi vasat çalışmaları bize sen yedirdin, yok efendim filanca film fırtınalar koparmış, tartışmalar kutuplaşmalar yaratmış, filanca video inanılmaz güzelmiş. Ve tabi klasik “şu filmdeki sevişme sahnesi olay yarattı” lafı, onun anlamı da “bizim filmimizde bi sik yok, ama öyle bi tokmak sahnesi var ki, üüüüüüüüüüüüüf, adamın iliğini kurutur”, ki bu da çoğu zaman yalan oluyor. Artık çok iyi biliyoruz ki senin bu oyunların boktan filmleri ağzımıza sokmak için oynanıyor, ve bu millet yavaş yavaş yememeye başladı bu numaraları, “Ayakta Kal” filminin gişe başarısızlığından da bunu anlayabilirsin.

Tahminimce bu filmin böyle abartılmasının sebebi, gündemden düşen Issız Adam’ı yeniden gündeme oturtmak. Evet böyle olaylar bizim gibi gerçek filmcilere büyük darbe oluyor, ama nasıl her zorluğun üstesinden gelip daha da güçlenerek yolumuza devam ediyorsak bu sefer de öyle olacak. “Zoruna mı gidiyor?” diyenlere cevabım, evet zoruma gidiyor. Kamera alacak para olmadığı için yıllarca dijital fotoğraf makinasıyla skeç/kısa film çekmeye çalışmak, kamera mikrofonu iyi ses almadığı için sesi bilgisayara kaydedip sahne sahne birleştirmeye çalışmak, sıcakta kamuflaj giyip kanter içinde çekim yapmak, soğukta devamlılık bozulmasın diye tişörtle çekim yapıp hastalanmak, kameraman bulamayıp tripodu taşa bağlamak, çekimde ayağını morartıp başka vakit olmadığı için kayanın üzerinde çekime devam edip sakatlıktan eve gidememek, aynı sakatlık geçmeden programın gerisine düşmemek için bu sefer de binanın tepesinde aikido yapıp birbirini yere çarpmak, koltuklarda kanepelerde uyumak, aç kalmak, terkedilince çekimi kiminle bitireceğim diye kara kara düşünmek, uyuyamamak, süpürge sopasından steadycam yapmaya çalışmak, set kuramadığımız için bi ton yere izinsiz girip çaktırmadan çekim yapmaya çalışmak, amelelerin bize bakıp dalga geçmesi ve bizim bu şartlar altında konsantrasyonumuzu bozmayıp çekime devam etmeye çalışmamız, sakalımı unuttuğum için umumi tuvalette kör bıçakla köpüksüz traş olmam, insanlarla kavga etmem, arkadaşlarla aramın açılması, ve bütün bunlardan sonra birinin abidik gubidik bişey yapıp gazeteye televizyona çıkması... Evet zoruma gidiyor. Herkes istediğini çekmekte ve istediğini beğenmekte özgürdür, benim zoruma giden bu medya patronlarının yediği bok. İşte o yüzden benim gibi kendini “ezilen filmcilerin sosyalist platformu” üyesi gibi hisseden, aktörden ışıkçıya bütün arkadaşları benimle temas kurmaya davet ediyorum. Hangi şehirde olduğunuz önemli değil, bir şeyler yapacaksak birlik olmalıyız...

Bana laf atacak arkadaşlar ise boşuna yorulmasın, bu yazıyı sizinle muhattab olmak için yazmadım, benim gibi insanlara seslenmek ve onlarla birlik olabilmek için yazdım, siz gidin Recep Mecep bi şeyler seyredin.

Edit: Bu yazıyı yazdıktan 2 gün sonra gördüm ki Kızsız Adam bu başarısından sonra TV'ye çıkmış, hangi kanal tahmin edin. Tabi ki Kanal D. Lakin programı tutturamadım, Beyaz Show dedim ama Beyaz Abi kalitesini yükseltmiş herhalde ki Okan Bayülgen'e çıkıyorlar. Yapacakları yorumu merak ediyorsanız yukarıdaki yazıma bakın anlarsınız. Ey benim koyun seyircim, sana ot verildi, yiyesin...

Eskiden böyle şeylere moralim bozulurdu ama artık o kadar sallamıyorum, medyanın şişirdiği balonun sonunun ne olacağını biliyorum çünkü. Biz çekimlere devam...

Make Your Donations to "Scam Incorporated"

Actually there was a whole bunch of stuff I wanted to write here. But it would just bore you because it’s the same things never changing, scammers getting stronger everyday with the existence of stupid people, rapists, terrorists not getting the punishment they deserve, etc. (Oh yeah, if you’re living in Turkey, you can very easily start putting “etc” after “terrorists, rapists”). I just wanted to share a latest event which I saw on TV. Apparently the scam/charity organization called “Deniz Feneri” which was found guilty for scamming millions of dollars from religious people & making them think they’re donating money to poor people is still active (note that I didn’t put an exclamation mark). I really don’t know what else to say about this. I’m sure even you people are bored to read the same shit. Think about me, I’m LIVING in this. I’m being ruled by the votes these people give. I’m living in the same country with people who say “I don’t care too much if the charity turned out to be a scam. I care about the merit I receive from God by making the donation.” Wow man, come to think of it, these people DO deserve to be scammed and treated like shit. But seriously? A charity like this still being active and asking for donations for the Muslim Sacrifice Holiday on its TV channel? You know what...? You know what...? Ah forget about it.

Have a nice day...

P.S: And anyone who’s reading my blogs, watching my videos, reading my stories with the only purpose of trying to “criticize” me, humiliate me, and rationalize for being a good for nothing loser (because you know, Efe is making so many stuff and he sucks, so I’m right about not trying to be a creative person), get out of your FUH-KING room, go to your FUH-KING bathroom, look at the FUH-KING mirror and criticize why the man in the mirror has no real friends. Your sorry asses are the later to the last resorts I’d go to ask for advice. You don’t like my shit? Read someone else, watch someone else. If you’ll keep pissing me off and watching my shit at the same time, then you’re just sick. Get some criticizing from a psychiatrist you fucking losers. I don’t give a flying fuck for your hater excuses “OK this thing you made sucks but the other thing you made was good, see I’m giving credit for your good work” You know what, gather ALL your credits and shove them up your fat asses, that would definitely “motivate” me to be a better artist.

Have a nice day (that’s more like it)...

Alien Vs. Predator

It’s the first time I’m making a poster instead of stealing one from the net to use on my blog. I’m talking about the AVP poster you see on the right. Well, I HAD to make this, cause it’s exactly what’s happening in Turkey right now. The leader of the political branch of PKK (called DTP), Ahmet Türk, used to talk about peace and brotherhood of races, and most of the time was accused by his fellows to be “too mild”. Now all of a sudden before the mayor elections, he completely changed his course and started talking like the leader of PKK. He’s saying the same bullshit that Kurds are so badly treated its their democratic right to terrorize the streets. And tens of groups with hundreds of PKK supporting Kurds started rallying in the streets of eastern cities and İstanbul, the DTP mayors in the east ordering to shut the stores for protest by threatening to hurt anyone who doesn’t. And after the rallies, Ahmet Türk going on air and supporting the actions of protesters throwing rocks at the police, burning cars, using children, yelling for PKK, giving up collecting the garbage, saying it’s their “democratic right”. Of course the reason for all this is the fact that on the last election AKP fucked DTP on the Kurd populated eastern cities which were DTP’s only hope, and if this keeps going, eastern Kurds won’t elect any DTP mayors next election. It was wise of AKP to give up educated cities like İzmir, and move their focus on some more stupid ignorant people, cause that’s the only crowd they can manipulate. The AKP supporters who read this can say I’m calling them stupid, but it doesn’t matter what I call you, AKP itself is building its whole campaign on the fact that most people are simply stupid. So it’s not ME who’s calling you that.

Just like a wounded dog, DTP makes a final attempt to mobilize the PKK terrorists in the streets of east to work on racism once again to get back to life. Especially Ahmet Türk is trying so desperately to create conflict between Turks and Kurds so that he’d be called “The leader of Kurds”, but it simply doesn’t work because AKP and Tayyip Erdoğan is doing the same thing, keep touring in the eastern cities with the full protection of government and the army, and giving speeches in the east, while Ahmet Türk is threatening him not to come to east or “he can’t stop the consequences”. Talking about democracy. Only DTP and AKP can enter eastern cities to give meetings. The other parties are just not protected enough from the people to go to east. They’d probably be assassinated if they tried. This is why only AKP and DTP wins in the east. Think about a region in your county. Let’s say in USA, where politicians can’t enter cause a portion of the residents are Al Qaida supporters and they’re using children to throw rocks at the politicians, throw petrol bombs to the police, yelling for Al Qaida. What would happen there? Would US government and army hesitate to “enter” those cities? I gave USA as an example because that’s the country where Turkish AKP government looks up to and idolizes, along with EU countries of course. Actually I don’t even have to ask what would happen cause there would never be such an issue in the US. So for the TR government who looks up to USA, let me point a slight difference between USA and Turkey. In the USA people can be arrested for having phone calls with Al Qaida members, or having met Al Qaida members, or mentioning Al Qaida in a fashion which might point that he has some connection with the organization. In Turkey, wives and brothers and sons of active PKK members can be elected as deputes even as their relatives are on the mountain shooting bullets as they speak in the parliament. They can go on air and try to rationalize the deeds of a terrorist organization. And people can walk in the street yelling that they are loyal supporters of a terrorist organization and still nothing happens. And people from USA and EU come and say there’s no freedom and democracy in Turkey. You know what? FUCK YOU! Yes there’s no freedom and democracy in Turkey but still FUCK YOU! Because the people you want to have freedom, the terrorists, murderers, assassins, they are all walking in the fucking streets throwing fucking rocks at the police, the reporters, the houses with Turkish flags, burning cars with Turkish flags, and they are the only free ones, while the Turkish nationalists, Kemalist Thinking Organizations, retired generals who fought against the PKK are in jail because of an imaginary organization created by a mentally deranged delusional ex radical Islamist new rabbi from outside Turkey. Yes there’s no freedom and democracy in Turkey, and yes FUCK YOU!

Have a nice day...